Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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