Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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