i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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