This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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