i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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