Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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