I hate all girls vehemently.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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