u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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