i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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