bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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