After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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