there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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