oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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