And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
accomplished twins. life is a go
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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