I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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