I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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