Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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