I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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