JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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