You're so nebulous sometimes
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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