Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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