yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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