"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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