if you like me you must not know who I am
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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