Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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