Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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