But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I touched a dick in church today
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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