When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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