420 ftw
She is in my trunk
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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