Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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