Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
