Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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