But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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You. Win. At. Life.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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