We're facebook friends in real life
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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