I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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