the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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