ugly people sure do ruin things
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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