Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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