didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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