We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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