What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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