I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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