is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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