Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dicks are not precious.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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