Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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