What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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