im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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