David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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