so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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