Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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