The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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