We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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