Don't you send me to vm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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