I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm at about main and main street
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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