guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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