West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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